Joker electric guitar
The guy who sold me this electric guitar has a checkered past with the truth. He told me he was an art student in '92, spray bombing graffiti all over Detroit. He mumbled something about altered consciousness, urban decay, and cool skull drawings. On May 23, 1992, at 2 in the morning, his vagabond crew took 58 cans of linen white Rustoleum and broke into the abandoned Detroit Central Station. As he described it, he was mentally split screened on a combo of paint fumes and acid soaked ganja when he accidentally broke down the door of an abandoned property room. It was full of unclaimed crates, some thick with mold and slimy with mildew. He took the only crate small enough to pick up and left to put it in the back of his S10. He saw the cops coming and, loyal friend that he was, he split, leaving his friends there. He found this guitar inside after beating the crate apart with a hammer for 3 days. Inside also was a Mead 100 sheet college ruled notebook listing schematics, showing diagrams, and containing long paragraphs of theory. However, he needed a collage for a 2D design class, so he tore it up. We will never know why there is an "R" button, what that thing on the head is, or why the leather is so worn on the guitar. I am going to go Google "Seco, Cadillac model D, and FH0102/0 and see what I can come up with.