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 Vilma electric guitar
                                                                                                                                              $3900    &   S/H

An unlikely event, this electric guitar was found in a chained metal locker. It was beneath the foundation of a K-Mart being torn down on Bethel Rd. in Columbus, Ohio. Even more unlikely, it had been fitted with the only known Vilma tone plate ever seen outside of photographs. Fitted snuggly between the neck and bridge pickups, a Vilma tone plate is rumored to Deandrisize all fractile sounds an infinite number of times. This results in a kind of "sonic resting" or, in other words, the mellowing of supposedly silent spaces between sound waves. I didn't believe it either, but it sure sounds like it works to me. Does anyone know if that's a dragon or a sea serpent around the tone controls? It would really help me to date it.